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Sunday, February 18, 2007

Argh. Those silly snow gods absolutely refuse to cooperate this winter. What's an enterprising twosome to do?



Take the shovels up to the top of the hill and ...



... use them as crutches?
7:29:00 PM

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

A market research tip:

For today's younger set, evidently the two most seductive features on classroom Valentine's cards are:

• 3D holograms, and
• temporary tattoos.

Only one such feature per card is needed (they are quite tiny, after all), and the old "attached candy" ploy is still a winner. However, you can no longer assume that a mere media merchandising tie-in will do the job.

Just so you know.
11:46:00 PM

Sunday, February 04, 2007

Bryn:

I know what flirting is. It's when you act all funny with someone you love, and then we say "grrrrross" or "ferocious" or something. Plus we say it's herlarious. And then we fire you up or something and stop you from kissing.

To clarify, "firing up" refers to the practice of "wiggling inside, like a bomb, and then pushing you apart, like a bomb firing up".
5:13:00 PM

Thursday, February 01, 2007

The first question Kathy heard this morning:

How did you wake up in college without little children coming to wake you up?

Courtesy of Maya, who's not much of an early riser herself.
10:54:00 AM

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